Written by They say that the Trendy Top is the Top That’s Not. What is that supposed to mean? Either it is a top or it is not. So which is it? Well, you can’t wear it as a top, but it is actually something ladies wear around their midsection to help firm up their saggy guts. And as an added bonus, it can cover up your plumber’s crack.
The infomercial says you can now say goodbye to peekaboo panties. So you can either wear the Trendy Top, or … I don’t know, pull your pants up in the first place. So this is supposed to give you that svelte and layered look without actually wearing a full-blown top underneath. So there you have it – it is not a top. We’ll leave it to you if you think it is trendy or not.
Available in Grey, White, Black and Beige. So now there is a rainbow of colors to conceal your booty crack. Keep the cheeks from gaining a peek. Keep those hot cross buns out of the sun. Keep that rear free from leers. Keep that boshank away from skanks. Keep those glutes on mute.
Don’t buy! Don’t waste your money! Doesn’t stay in place so constantly adjusting makes it worthless since it will ride up on below the area you want to conceal.