There are some things that simply should not be allowed to air on television. The PediSpin and its obligatory foot shavings scene ranks high on my list of disgusting infomercial moments.
The PediSpin is basically a sander for your foot calluses, and it saves up the shavings. This way if you run out of Parmesan Cheese, you can simply pour out your PediSpin.
Seriously, do we need to see the foot shards being poured out? Ugh.
This is stuff you can’t unsee – and they find some of the nastiest looking feet on earth to begin with for the infomercial. Do these people walk on fire and never bathe? They don’t need the PediSpin – they need some freaking shoes. No wonder you have cracked heels. Stop walking around barefooted on hot asphalt, you silly mouth breather.
This comes by way of an outfit called Idea Village. I have an idea for the village idiot who decided that now was the time to rip off the PedEgg… pull back on the foot shaving scene. We don’t need to see this in extreme close-up. What next, filming the foot cheese falling in super slow-motion while Barry White entones ‘Oh Yeah’?
If you simply must see this disgusting 2 minutes of cracked heels, nasty looking feet and foot cheese shavings, then go to pedispinoffer.com – but you can’t say I didn’t warn you. You cannot unsee something like this. And you will feel like you are losing little pieces of your soul as you watch those nasty foot models lose tiny pieces of their soles (see what I did there?). And as an added bonus they give Heel Booties (which is an anatomically confusing term if I ever heard one).
Scuse me while I try to gargle away that taste of vomit in my mouth. Ugh.